And I had to perform my first rectal exam today. What an interesting start to finals week.
(No worries, I’m not spending a lot of time blogging right now- though it would be a very nice distraction…)
I don’t remember where this is from, so don’t give me credit for such awesomeness.
Haha apparently I posted this on Facebook in 2006. I thought I would never have finals again after graduation in 2009…oops.
Psalm 23- Slightly Revised
The Lord is my Shepherd I shall not flunk.
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me to the Coke machine for a caffeine break.
He restoreth my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits for my grade’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grade,
I will not have a nervous breakdown, for Thou art with me.
Thou givest me answers in the moments of blankness.
Thou anointest my head with understanding…
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades shall follow me all the days of my exams…
And I shall not dwell in this University forever…